I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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