How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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