Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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