I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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