My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
