It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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