just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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