Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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