Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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