Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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