dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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