Kiss
Puke
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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