She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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