I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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