PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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