Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
