your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This show inspires me to have sex in space
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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