Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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