Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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