I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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