I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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