New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
