There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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