Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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