did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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