i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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