Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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