Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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