apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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