you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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