Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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