Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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