At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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