Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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