found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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