ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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