it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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