Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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