Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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