Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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