I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
