Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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