Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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