idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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