break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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