I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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