Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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