why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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