There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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