bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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