you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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