Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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