Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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