I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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