What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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