Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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