He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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