Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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